--Japan Today--
Japan is reeling at the news that their Prime Minister is to be deported. This shock announcement follows a projection of low quarterly growth for the all-important pornographical niche sector of Tentacle Rape.
A Japanese Independent Commission of Grot Inquiry reported that the 0.3% growth projection on Tentacle Rape was the final nail in Prime Minister Suga's coffin. "I'm sorry but 0.3% growth is utterly, utterly unacceptable. The world looks to Japan to see deep sea creatures get busy with half-naked hotties and 0.3% growth in this all-important grot niche sector is just totally unacceptable. Suga has brought great, great shame upon the nation of Japan. We've unanimously agreed to recommend immediately deporting the useless prick to Bikini Atoll. Let him try and have an octopii-themed tug on his 0.3 millimetre todger down there. Fucking slack cunt. Good riddance, clearly he didn't have the best interests of the Japanese people at heart. Fucking arsehole".
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