--Japan Today--
The Japanese Prime Minister has today astonished his Italian counterpart by gifting her with a life-size hand-woven tapestry depicting a full reenactment of Japan's legendary 2017 Annual Parliamentary Bukkake Summit.
"We feel this artwork accurately represents the present day spirit of the Japanese samurai" said the Japanese Prime Minister.
"The subjugation and violence towards women reflects the innately cruel nature of all we Japanese Men. This has been artistically rendered into a fantasists sphere of influence where we can give head to our wildest most uninhibited fantasies involving sperm, mother, savage beatings, semen, headlocks and, of course, gallons and gallons and gallons of bukkake man-spooge."
"That's me in the back and to the left a bit. I gave myself a roofie and let the good times flow.""My shit's on fire. Like Richard Pryor. Straight got the monkey dick."
The Italian Prime Minister has made herself unavailable for comment and will accept no further questions from any member of the Japanese delegation.
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