Wayne Gunston’s Fukushima Sunbeds and Mineral Baths.

Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools.

Gidday cunts.

Welcome to 

Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools.

I am Wayne Gunston of 

Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools.

Our spot on the beautiful Fukushima coastline looks even better in broad daylight!

What a truly immersive and submersive experience it is soaking in the hot pools at Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools.

One brief thing first; can you fucking swim? Because 

some of our pools are very, very fucking deep.

If you bring in toddlers make sure they have their water 

wings on. It's quite dark inside our hot pools. Like this:

"Mummy? Mummy, where are you? Mummy, help me, mummy, 

I think I'm being sucked out to seeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

Aah, that was refreshing.

Had enough soaking in the hot pools?

Why not pop onto a sunbed!

Chuck away your brolly, no need for sunglasses or some stupid old lady's bonnet, we here at Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools harness all the rich warmth of natural fissive energy to give YOU a warm a soothing and PERMANENT all-over glowing tan! Even on your nuts!*

*if you're a lady and you don't have a nutsack at the present time, well, you will after this.

Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools are located here;

Never mind the barbeques in the adjacent buildings.

That's a separate business and you are not invited so just 

stay put in those hot pools or on that fucking sunbed!

Gunston Google InfoMercial:

We take pre-bookings.

Pay now, pasty cunts.

"This way to Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools!

Mind your step, woman!"

"Haha, he says he can't land a plane and his chin

was like that BEFORE he went to Wayne Gunston's

Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools!

"I order you to get back on that fucking sunbed!"

Righto, I'm sure we'll be seeing you soon down here at 

Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools.

Don't forget to pack your lead-lined togs! That is if you ever want to 

replace your toddlers that got washed out to sea, hahahaha, dickheads!

--Wayne Gunston of 
Wayne Gunston's Fukushima Spa and Hot Pools.

“Japan Is Safety Radioactive Leak” – Power Plant Owner.

 —Associated Press—

KASHIWAZAKI, Japan – The operator of an earthquake-ravaged nuclear plant said Wednesday a radioactive leak from the plant was 50 percent bigger than first reported two days ago. The mayor ordered the facility closed until its safety could be confirmed.

“40,000 barrels containing radioactive waste knocked over? Chigeeeeh. Only 400. Almost none.”

“Yes lids come off 40 of them. 40 out of 40,000? No problem. No cocks glowing tonight. No more questions, chinaman.”

“No radioactive water leaked into Sea of Japan. Besides, it only one-billionth of Japan legal limit. Plus trade winds blow it to China, omeeeh. Chinese cocks fall off next generation. Small cocks anyway. No more questions, fuzaken na.”

“All safety measures worked. My cock is A-OK. See? Yes, small, but no glowing. Touch is ok.”

“Only 50 cases of malfunctioning and trouble found. Not 5 million. Just 50. And 4 barrels small glow. OK, fuck off now. No more questions.”

Gunston Concrete

Welcome to…
GUNSTON CONCRETE.

Straight down to business: WE WILL USE INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH KILOTONNES OF HEAVY-AS-CONCRETE CONCRETE TO DESTROY ALL OF YOUR GREENERY.

No job too big for Gunston Concrete.

WE WILL ENTOMB FUCKING EVERYTHING.

FUCKING EVERYTHING.

GUNSTON GAURANTEE.

NO PRICK GETS OUT ALIVE.

Our motto is “NO TREE LEFT BEHIND.” That’s the Gunston motto.

We start pouring the concrete AND WE DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY FUCKING THIGN IS ANNIHILATED.

NO SIGN OF PLANT LIFE WITHIN A GUNSTON MILE RADIUS.

Gunston Concrete will pay a visit to your fucked up nuclear power plant and concrete that thing to shit:

Oops, wrong projection.

More like this:

NOTHING WILL EVER GROW THERE EVER AGAIN.

GUNSTON GUARANTEE.

Righto, give us a call and we’ll wheel the aircraft-carrier sized concrete mixer around to your place and start pouring concrete right then and there whether you like it or fucking not.