Welcome to...
Port Elizabeth, South Africa Gunston Corona ICU
Gidday, sickies.
Feeling a bit crook?
Then pop down to Port Elizabeth Gunston Corona ICU and we'll see you right.
"Yeah, just drag the fucken prick inside. A wheelchair? Sorry, Trevor's off playing silly buggers in the carpark with our only wheely".
"Yeah um, that's just the hospital mascots. They've really taken a liking to that... uhh... red cordial..."
"Port Elizabeth Gunston Corona ICU hospital floors, so clean and shiny you can see your own reflection in them!"
"What's for dinner? Why, we make out own pesto sauce right here on site! Top class facility!"
Something else about what's for dinner.
"I don't fucking know, the dickhead just stopped breathing. Look, just drag him out to the fucken rickshaw and bugger off would you."
A classy way to go. To the quarry.
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