--Sydney Morning Herald-
Australia has sold France yet another submarine. "Yeah mate, 55 billion for this one, payment in advance Pierre, you fucken cunt" said lead engineer Trevor Gunston of the Gunston Heavy Industries Consortium.
"This fat cunt comes fitted with 12 of the biggest fucken speakers you've ever seen in your whole bloody life" continued Mr Gunston. "And cos' you'll be out in the middle of the ocean with no neighbours to disturb, you can crank those massive cunts as loud as you fucking like!"
Le HMS Gunston Decibellator.
"This is going to be the LOUDEST submarine in the whole fucken ocean. Guaranteed. GUNSTON FUCKEN GAURANTEE, Pierre."
"But Mr Trevor... we don't want our submarine to be noisy. We want it to be qui..."
"Would you frog cunts please just fucken lighten up a bit? There's no neighbours out in the middle of the ocean to disturb. Just enjoy the sun and surf and crank some tunes".
"Mr Gunston, how do the speakers work once submerged underwater, won't the water ruin the spea
"Uhh, cheque's cleared, no refunds, thanks Pierre, pleasure doing business with ya as always"
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