Showing posts with label Infomercial. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Infomercial. Show all posts

Sunday, October 17, 2021

Welcome to DP World.

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Welcome to DP World.

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We run logistics and support for Dismal Pillock's
picture hosting and worldwide photo essay operations.

https://theloadstar.com/wp-content/uploads/DP-World-ZPMC1.jpg

This is just one of the many loading platforms where we intercept all containers containing The Hopes And Dreams of The Auckland Blues Rugby Football Team so we can dump that shit straight into the ocean.







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"LOL, these clowns thought they were going to beat the Cantabs"




DP World are an International Operation.

https://en.portnews.ru/upload/news/rtf/96_DPWorld.jpg
"No, we are not rubber stamping more genocide in Rwanda.
Look, why don't you take that fucken camera elsewhere, cunt?"


DP World is a subsidiary of Gunston Heavy Industries.

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(NO CANTABS)



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DP World also operate in Australia and have a close alliance with Gunston Heavy Industries, the world's leading shipping company.

gunstonshipping.wixsite.com/ship

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DP World also have a heavy presence in Europe, you shitheads.

https://www.stephengeorge.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/12_200_001_N83-2000x1328.jpg
"Granny tranny grot? Oh fuck yeah, just go straight through mate".





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Our London Gateway Warehouse houses so many grot dvd's that all our forklift drivers went blind and accidentally drove their forklifts right into the fucken ocean.

RIP, pervy cunts.




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FUCK YEAH.



https://www.thediplomatmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/DP-World-signs-agreement-to-boost-international-trade.jpg
"4EvaGunstonEverGreen? Try CC/100/666. Over".

"Copy that".




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"My stiffy under the table right now is THIS fucken big"







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"Are you fucking arseholes still here?"







https://www.portofantwerp.com/sites/default/files/styles/terminal_390/public/DPWAG.jpg?itok=UiE54oo0
"The fuck you just call me?"





http://prod-upp-image-read.ft.com/f592f7a8-d846-11e8-aa22-36538487e3d0
"Grouse Hunter"??

This nonsense is writing itself at this stage.








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"We here at DP World would never khasshoggi a jewish fella. Do we
look that dumb? The jews know where all the fucken money is FFS".





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Arabic lettering says "This container houses The Hopes And Dreams of The Auckland Blues Rugby Football Team. Do not open until 20202020 LOL".

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Net Nanny For Mac

 Google InfoMercial:

https://hosting.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/ads/.highres/netnanny1_zps281692c5.jpg?width=1920&height=1080&fit=bounds

"Click on all the pop-ups, dumbarse. They sometimes have free cock and balls webcam action"

"Mummy, I have to do my homework now... holy shit that is indeed one massive donger"

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"Daaaaaadddy, that's not mummy!"

"I know dear, it's your new mummy".

"Jeez Dad, not sure about this one, she has an extremely hairy gash taco".

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"Wow honey, don't look now but your father's new skank has a massively hairy vagbox".

"Oh my God mummy, that crazy bitch needs a motherfucking weed whacker down there".

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