--SMH—
The Head of the Australian Space Programme, a Mr Trevor Gunston of Wollongong, has today revealed the objectives of the fledging multi-billion dollar programme.
Mr Trevor Gunston of Wollongong.
–Head of the Australian Space Programme.
“Yeah mate, first objective is to find the fucken dog. Having a squizz for the mangy cunt from the space ship satellite telescope would be the go I reckon. The fucken bastard went walkabout last week. Probably rolling around the neighbourhood rooting anything that moves. I know I would be if I could walk around naked rubbing my cock up against anything that took my fancy.”
“Second objective is getting my useless brother Gene-o his first ever root” continued Mr Gunston. “No one on earth wants to fuck the bastard but maybe someone in space will hahaha”
“Trevor you fucken cu”
“Third objective is getting the space camera to have a perv thru the slat windows in the chicks bogs at the Redfern RSL. Especially on Friday nights when Raewyn is there in her halter top, pissed to the gills.”
“Fourth objective is to get an accurate reading as to exactly how fast my fucken ute can really go. No technology on earth has been able to accurately measure it so far. Maybe the cunts in space will have better luck. Righto. There ya go mate. A multitude of objectives. 83.6 billion dollars of space technology well spent I reckon.”
“For fucks sake, just too fast, can’t get a reading, get the space station cunts on the blower.”
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