Connery Visits Summit.

 –AP Press–

Sean Connery, the legendary former James Bond actor, has made a surprise unannounced appearance at an International United Nations Summit in Geneva.

The world-famous former Bond actor held court for roughly ten minutes before being forcibly escorted from the premises.

“Look. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. Hello? Does anyone here even speak English?”

Connery is world-famous for appearing in Bond films such as “Bondfinger”, “Never Say Die”, “Live and Let Live” and “Five Go Mad in Dorset.”