–Wuhan Times–
Chinese chefs have started hurriedly digging for an underground bat cave in the hope of finding more bats so they can make some more delicious goddamn motherfucking bat soup.
“Fuck!, fuck!, I can hear the delicious little evil wankers squeaking under there! Dig faster you cunts, I am so fucking hungry right now!”
The Holy Grail of food according to your average Chinese gourmand.
“I can hardly wait to drizzle my bat soup with a liberal dousing of live snake sperm” said one excited Wuhan local, his face covered by a surgical mask due to a slight flu scare on the outskirts of town that he’d heard about just recently.
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