Gunston Dog **SALE**

 Gidday, fellers.

Gene-o here.

Got a few poodle dogs to sell to you today.

Let’s take a look at the wide range of quality pedigree poodles we have on offer for you today.

POODLES (DOGS)

Quality poodle.

Neutered him myself.

Don’t ask how.

$2995.95.

Pay now.

Quality Dog.

Poncey hairdo but still quality. 

 $4,995.95.

Rare 4th generation dog (poodle). 

 800 fuckin bucks* for this one.

* extra $295.95 if you’d like the carrier crate ventilated.

Pay now, Japan.

Bugger me.

$8,995.95

How cute! Sadly, if nobody buys this fucken dog before the end of the month, I will be left with little choice other than to run the little fucken mutton-brained cunt over with my Holden Torana.

It’s up to you to save this fucken dog!

Quality dog, 8 thousand bucks

Black poodle.

Has a huge dong.

For breeding.

$699.95.

Stop having a huge long daydream wank over that giant black breeders dick and just buy the fat cunt.

Righto.

–Gene.