Gunston Nautical

 Hello and Welcome to Gunston Nautical.

I am Gene Gunston, one of the Admirals of Gunston Nautical.

My fellow admirals are Wayne Gunston, Trevor Gunston and Aunty Doris Gunston as pictured below:

Aunty Doris Gunston.

Wayne Gunston hahaha wanker

Trevor Gunston

We here at Gunston Nautical are a subsidiary of Gunston Shipping; gunstonshipping.wix.com/ship

Gunston Nautical has a long and storied maritime history.

Gunston Nautical were founded in 2007.

Let’s have a recap of some of the adventurous nautical episodes involving Gunston Nautical

Episode 27: The USS Nimrod Gunston

450 billion dollars of high-speed deep-sea nautical expertise and craftsmanship.

“To the starboard is China. To the right is more wet shit.”

Tastefully appointed interiors befitting the regale status of master nautilists.

“Steady as she goes Trevor… steady…”

“Report to the captains bridge immediately please Wayne, we are listing slightly to starboa

“Got any smokes on you?”
“F*** up you ***** ugly f***ing *****.”

Episode 12: The USSA Gunston

In 2007 we got an order for 850 million octopus-rooting grot mags that were needed in Tokyo **IMMEDIATELY**

“Looking good Trevor… yeah mate, fuckit, hiff a few more crates on there.”

“Trevor. Floor it.”

“GAHH, if even ONE of those mags falls overboard and gets into the hands of an octopus down there, the eight-cocked freaks will surely colonize the entire human race within seconds.”

“I wonder if we can use Wayne’s hair as a life raft?”
“F**k off.”

“Wow, look at all these magazines, pictures of octopuses and OH GOD NO”

Episode 18: The Gunston V8 Offroader

The fateful day Aunty Doris attempted to go through Australia instead of around the fat fucker.

“That sand bit? Just a speed bump. Engines to power Gene-o, you fairy.”

“Stoke the furnace, put your backs into it you cross-eyed little cripples.”

“Oh Jesus, not these Gunston clowns again”
“Aunty Doris does do a nice scone though.”
“Yes, I suppose you are right there.”

“Wayne. Trevor. Gene. You are all fired.”