Local 4-Year Old Crowned King of Jokes

–SMH–

“Oh yes, he is definitely the King of Jokes around here” confided 8-year old local Ms Sarah Peddleman. “James sidles up on his tricycle and tells his terrible homemade jokes to everyone before they even know what is happening.”

“Hey bish, if I’ve got 2 girls, 1 cup, and a bucket full of urinal cakes then what have I got?”
“Oh crap, you told me this one before and it gets ugly” said young Sarah as she sped off from little James Gunston on her Schwinn.

“A granny tranny, an octopus, and a chinaman were waiting in the bukkake line when…”

“GAHH, noooo, not that one” said Sarah as she cycled off out of earshot.

“A jew, an arab, and a welshman were donkey punching an orphan mongol child in the 9/11 rubble when suddenly…”
“LA, LA, LA, I can’t hear you.”