Nuremburg Barbie and Burrito Barbie To Square Off In WWF Grudge Match

 –NY Times–

Nuremburg Barbie and Burrito Barbie have agreed to meet in a pay-per-view WWF wrestling match. The president’s advisor versus the Mexcian border children’s concentration camp commandant. No holds barred. The pair have never met before in a professional wrestling match.

“I am going to fuck that nazi kiddie gitmo bitch up” yelled Nuremburg Barbie from her training camp in, ironically, Tijuana, Mexico where she now resides having defected from the U.S last year. “That predator-chinned swamp slag is going downnnnnn” retorted Burrito Barbie from behind her press pulpit at the White House.

Burrito Barbie on the left and Nuremburg Barbie on the right;

“After I fuck all of her shit up I will have her extradited from Mexico and incarcerated in my spic kiddie gitmo with all the other wetback dwarves” yelled Burrito Barbie. “My patented reverse flying suplex tortilla wrap manoeuvre will leave her in a motherfucking wheelchair. By the way, there is NO wheelchair access at my kiddie gitmo so she can sit outside in the rain crying with the other tardranching spics.”

“I will bite the hair right off her fucking head” retorted Nuremburg Barbie. “Then I will send the blonde locks in an envelope to Big Donnie for his latest silky-smooth pube fracking upgrade. Silky smooth, Big Donnie. Silky fucken smooth.”