Queen Gives Birth to Royal Baby.

 –The Times–

The Queen of England has slightly astonished The Royal Household by giving birth to a healthy 7lb baby boy today . The father of the child is believed to be the Australian attache’ for Tokyo, Mr Bruce Saint.

“Eh?”
– Mr Saint.

Furthermore, the Queen has broken from centuries-old Royal protocol by electing not to give the child a traditional royal name:

Bruce Windsor of Buckingham Palace.
ALL HAIL KING BRUCIE.

“Oh shit. Yeh mate. Look at that little nutjob. Definitely one of mine.”

Mother and child are doing well. When contacted for comment Mr Saint
remarked “I cannot for the life of me recall rooting the bloody Queen!
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve rooted plenty of queens in my lifetime. A few randy granny trannies too. In fact, that reminds me of an interesting stor