Ghislaine Maxwell Awaits Pardon

--USA Today--

Detained socialite Ghislaine Maxwell is reportedly awaiting an official Presidential pardon from outgoing US President Donald J. Trump. It is believed an announcement will be forthcoming any day now.

Ghislaine was raised in a life of privilege at the 51-room Headington Hill Hall near Oxford in England. 

"It was utter, utter squalor" lamented Maxwell. "Only 51 fucking rooms for fucks sake! And half of the rooms were chock full of decomposing teen hookers that Uncle Jeff had fucked to death".

"Uncle Jeffrey, some of these sluts are getting a bit pongy. Can't we just burn their corpses?

When informed of the upcoming Presidential pardon, Maxwell issued the following statement through her solicitors;

"Fire up the Lolita Express u bitches. Stop. And get Gates and Clinton on the blower. Stop. We'll rendezvous at Headers then be back on Pedo Island by sundown! Stop. Gates Head Jobs Revisited, baby! Don't Stop!

"Ghislers, where shall I land the Lolita Express?"

"Fuckit, just taxi along the grass and open a door, I'll jump in, let's do this thing! Back in business baby!"

Nanking Chinatown Fake News Anniversary

--Dec 14, 2020.--

--by Special War Apology Correspondent Masahiro Sato



Hello. Today it is  Special War Apology Correspondent Masahiro Sato special report.

Today, misguided Chinaman assemble in new Tiananmen Square for fake news anniversary of 83rd anniversary of the Rape of Nanking Massacre which never happen.

Japan statistic indicate 200,000 chinamen not raped and murdered in 6 week period.

Japan statistic indicate just 4 chinamen tripped and fell on loose Tiananmen Square cobblestone and sadly die when they bump their little dog head on cobblestone. R.I.P to four chinamens. I fell your loss.

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Go home, cosplay chinaman. No Nanking Massacre. Fake news, omeeh.

Japan statistic indicate in 1937 peaceful Japan envoys arrive in Nanking to teach barbaric local dogpeople how to make rice and pottery and how to read civilise Japanese kanji. Then 4 clumsy chinamen cobblestone fall-down debacle then China comfort woman swoon at visiting Japan stud men in uniform and give into estrus desire then post-coital tobacco and Japan envoy all repair to inn for bathtime and teatime and futon goodnight teddy end of story.


Chinatown flag at half mast but Japan cock forever at full mast in Nanking. Fuck yeah baby.






China Nanking labcoat doctor release the corona bats to attack Japan again. Fuck you China. Nanking Massacre was Fake News don't make me come down there again u cross-eyed little wankers.