FBI Top Ten Most Wanted List

 FBI Top Ten Most Wanted List

10. Ost Botha 



Aliases: Ost, The Boet Butcher.

Wanted for: 

• unlicensed plastic surgery
• aboard a boat
• at high speed
• all of the above at the same time

ostsplasticsurgery.wixsite.com/seacruise










9. Roger Gavaskar



Aliases: Rog.

Wanted for:

• asymmetrical moustachery
• arguing with Javed
• once calling Javed a "marijuana addict"
• ignoring Kampahla's 2-goat dowry offer
• going a bit heavy on the loquat sherry that one time spraguedawleyii.blogspot.com/search/label/Roger%20Gavaskar

8. Masahiro Sato



Aliases: Sato-san.

Wanted for:

• not adequately apologising for The War: japan-war-apology.proboards.com/

7. Anton



Aliases: "Anton".

Wanted for:

• bludgeoning to death numerous endangered species
• while the animals were still alive
• executed right in front of paying restaurant customers
• right at their tables
• a budgie for fucks sake
• an exploded parakeet on a stick
• lightly seasoned with paprika.
• sounds quite good actually
• when you put it like that

antonsrestaurant.wixsite.com/animals










6. Raelene Gunston

Aliases: Raels, Wayne's Sheila, Wayne's root, Mrs Wayne, that bitch.

Wanted for:

• excessive rooting with Wayne Gunston in the Redfern RSL blokes bogs
• overseeing imprisonment of numerous lawyer wankers: gunstonlegal.wixsite.com/legal

5. Gene Gunston



Aliases: Gene-o, Genus, The Genester, Shithead.

Wanted for:

• being a drongo
• being no oil painting
• being thick as a plank
• losing corpses

4. Judge Gordon "Gangbang" Gunston



Aliases: The Judge, Gordo, The Gordster, "Gangbang" Gordo.

Wanted for:

• looking too stern
• why does he look so angry all the time?
• there's really no way to tell when he's actually angry is there?
• not really, no.
• greying in such a distinguished manner
• being overly authoritative on the subject of women; spraguedawleyii.blogspot.com/2020/08/the-japanese-woman-part-i-and-ii.html
• killing too many wives; spraguedawleyii.blogspot.com/2020/08/gordon-gunstons-guide-to-happy-marriage.html

3. Wayne Gunston



Aliases: Wayne-o, Wankerface Wayne, Wankerface Wayne-o.

Wanted for: 

• corrosive handsomeness
• just being too damn good-looking
• having an overly-suave manner with the ladies
• nicking 7 cubic tonnes of sky-blue urinal cakes from the Redfern RSL bogs over a 20-year period
• repackaging the stolen urinal cakes as sweets and shipping them to Africa via gunstonshipping.wixsite.com/ship

2. Trevor Gunston



Aliases: Trevor.

Wanted for:

• driving like a fucken lunatic
• that fucking ute
• if I ever see that fucking ute again...
• no way that nutjob has a fucken driver's license
• chainsawing to death innumerable tourist wankers up the Kaimai's. trevschainsawsafar.wixsite.com/safarinotsafarcunt

1. Aunty Doris Gunston



Aliases: Dorr-o, Aunty Dorr-o, The Evangelion of Death, The Sconemaker, The Sheikbaker.

Wanted for:

• excessive sherry intake
• throwing scones at visiting dignitaries
• hard scones
• some of them rock-hard
• rubber-stamping the dumping of an unspecified number of corpses down at the quarry gunstonundertakers.wixsite.com/death