--Kabul Times-
After having a mad, mad, mad afternoon out on the trampoline, the new Taliban Leader of Afghanistan has declared that each and every household in the nation shall be equipped with such a "completely bonkers bouncey, bouncey" device.
"Achmed! Achmed! I can see your Khyber Pass! Hahaha!"
"My friend, it was fun like you cannot imagine. First you go up in the air then you come down again and then you bounce straight back up in the air again! Who could imagine such a thing! I actually fell on top of Abdul's bum cavern at one stage".
"No sign of Bin Laden in there, chief?"
"That is not funny, Abdul".
"Sorry, chief".
"I have made Achmed here to my left the new Minister of Trampolining".
"...................uhh..... chief...... I thought I was the Minister of Rape?"
"Dual portfolio, shithead! Trampolining and Rape".
"The trampoline will come to symbolise the 'rebounding' of the nation of Afghanistan. Get it? Rebounding? Bouncing back? Ahhhh, fuck you infidel".
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