Japan Ministry Of Film Arts Commandeers Tokyo 2020 Olympic Infrastructure.

--Japan Today--

Japan's Ministry of Arts have today commandeered the entire Tokyo 2020 Olympic infrastructure including all computer mainframes.

"We commandeer all Tokyo 2020 Olympic communication tools to keep up with glut of Japan grot films. We need to keep up to speed with all Japan grot releases. Japan produce up to 620,000 grot films a day. We need to review each and every grot film for our, uh, our Ministry of Arts archival records. It is Japanese culture. You wouldn't understand omeeeh".

"Monitor 84, do you copy?"

"Copy Monitor 12, Bukkake Sausage Fuckfest #666 is a go, I repeat Bukkake Sausage Fuckfest #666 is a red hot fucken go".

"We work through the night. We work on grot at night. We are diligent worker. We put in the hard hours. Rock hard hours. So hard right now cunt."

"Some of these boners are looking a bit droopy, I repeat, boner droopage on Monitors 36 and.....oh, hang about..... we've switched to ceiling monitors. Nevermind what I just said, as you were."