–USA Today–
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has today confessed that he enjoys watching all 2 billion of his “children” having a tug on the internet. “I watch through secretly installed backdoor data mining malware apps. I’m the only one who has the code key. Go fuck yourselves.”
“I like to watch.”
–Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg.
“Haha, come on though, I’m just kidding. I haven’t watched ALL of my children having a tug” chided the billionaire CEO. “Don’t be silly, there’s simply not enough hours in the day for that. In fact, I’d say I’ve barely seen even half of the 2 billion wankers extraditing the ol’ plaintiff. Badgering the witness. Call it what you will.”
“Excuse me but I just popped over to say that I saw you on the internet having a tug. Just wanted to catch up with you and say congratulations on the MASSIVE wang. Big fan here.”
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