Ivanka Trump Buys Holocaust Memorial Wall To Use On Mexican Border.

 –USA Today—

While visiting Berlin, Germany, the daughter of President Trump has today bought the entire Holocaust Memorial Wall with the intention of putting it to use on the U.S/Mexican border to “keep those little fucken Mexican wankers off of my Daddy’s back yard.”

“Very good. Looks solid enough. Those annoying little spic fucks will never get through this motherfucker.”

Ivanka went on to say, “I think it’s wonderful, perhaps even fitting in a way, that I buy this wall from you, the Germans. You see, the Mexicans are to us like the jews were to you.”

“Hahaha, very funny you moldy old dickheads, look, just show me how to make more wall and get on with it cunts.”