–Japan Today–
A Japanese politician has taken full advantage of an uncommonly dull Japanese Parliament session to quietly restart WWII.
“Everybody else was fast asleep after a huge lunch of raw whale testis and napalmed dolphin nutsack soup and I was just flicking through this Bill of Rights rubbish brochure thing” said Japan’s Minister for Octopii Scat & Fisheries, Dr Mengele Sato. “The thing said that as an M.P, I had the right to do blah blah blah so I ticked the boxes and proposed the motion, nobody vetoed it cos’ the stupid cunts were all fast asleep, so now it seems we are officially at War again with the yanks, the poms, the jews, the aussie cuntfaces, the chinks, the coons, and yes, I even pencilled in the krauts. Fuck knows why but those pricks do love a good stoush!
“The passed Bill states that the push through Manchuria is to resume at first light. I reckon this will be great for Japan’s young teenage layabouts, get them a helmet, a bayonet to stab gooks in the face with, oh baby, the chinks will shit themselves when they see Nippon’s finest Nintendo warriors marching into downtown Beijing at high noon tomorrow with a trail of raped baby-gore in their wake, fucking awesome, even just thinking about it gives me a wee stiffy, might have to repair to the chamber to have a quick flog.”
“Holy shit, this will be awesome.”
-Dr Mengele Sato
Japan’s retired Emperor is reported to be “quietly rock-fucking-hard” at the news and is “keen to do it right this time” and that means “fucking foreigners in the arse, then murdering them, then more arse-fucking, then barbequing their nutsacks & eyeballs, then arse fucking them in their eye sockets and then back to the camp for some piping-hot snot soup, a lovely hot bath and a settling bedtime story borne straight from the fabled groin gristle of Amaterasu’s bloodless birth hatch.”
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