—Japan Today.
In order to alleviate Japanese citizens residual guilt issues over finishing dead-fucking-last in World War II, the Japanese government have developed a line of thoroughly tested and violently stabbed-to-shit “Foreigner Voodoo Dolls.”
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“Testing indicates if you stab him here, here, here or here, he will feel
the pain in another dimension. And seeing as our entire Japanese society is predicated on emotional fear and hierachal belittlement, this in turn will relieve personal stress levels for We Japanese and in turn boost our own pitiful self-esteem. In order for We Japanese to continue to feign the illusion of societal functionality, there must ALWAYS be another sufferer one rung down onto whom we can project our accrued baggage of societal bullying. This is a tacit agreement and the psychological bedrock upon which our entire society operates.
“I have also stabbed both ears during multiple and repeated stabbing frenzies. This is symbolic. To be deaf is to be spared the vicious torrid waves of grief and angst that are part and parcel of having to interact with our fellow Japanese people every minute of every goddamn motherfucking day until the sweet, sweet black cessation of this corporeal torture washes over us in blessed, blessed eternal relief in the form of death.
“It elates me to know that, after all the rigourous product testing, someone, somewhere, will be feeling this pain, pain that I have felt for my entire goddamn life as an accursed and belittled goddamn motherfucking card-carrying Son of Yamato.”
– Dr Sato, Japan’s Minister of Health.
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