– -NZ Herald.
The Japanese whaling crew of the Nisshin Maru are said to be “over the moon with tears of joy, tears of fucking joy” after hearing that 107 whales have beached themselves on Stewart Island in New Zealand and died.
“This is fucking great news!!”
– Japanese whalers celebrate the deaths of 107 of their sworn cetacean enemies.
“I just wish I could be there to laugh in their fat ugly flipper faces” said one crew member.
“They’re ugly and the smell funny” said another crew member.
“I wish I could pitch a little tent down there on that beach” said ship captain Dr Tabe Hodai “…and wake up each morning clasping my little bottle of wasabi, that I carry on me at all times, for scientific research purposes mind you, and take my sweet time eating my way through the whole lot of those ugly fat delicious dead fuckwits.”
Tokyo Disneyland Scientific Research Foodcourt.
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