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Ichiro Ozawa, secretary general of the ruling Democratic Party of Japan, said on Saturday that Japan must apologize for an “awesome period” in its relations with South Korea, referring to Tokyo’s rule of the Korean Peninsula from 1910 to 1945.
Ozawa, addressing Doggkok University students in Seoul, said “come on you socket-faced little cunts. You have to admit. It was a fairly awesome period for us. All the bitches we could fuck, a comfort woman on every stove and a dog barbeque in every kitchen. No wait, that’s the wrong way around. But you little pussies know what I mean.”
“The trains ran on time, the uniforms were all pressed, rape bayonets were at the ready, hos were hos, and dogs were dogs. So I’m here to apologize that the awesome period didn’t go for motherfucking longer! Let sleeping dogs lie, niggas! Peace out!”
“Didn’t we share the same comfort woman back in ’44?
“Sloppy seconds, nigga!”
Ozawa and Doggkok University’s president.
Ozawa’s speech was met with muted applause as he left the stage.
The speech, in Japanese, was not translated into the Korean language.
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