Japanese Bartender Fired.

 –Japan Times–

A local bartender has been fired after being caught red-handed in the act of
brazenly adding his “original sauce” to a fancy cocktail, right in front of 2
rich-as-shit paying customers.

“Is Japanese gravy. You try! Is whale enema!”

“Stupid little cunt” lamented the hotel concierge. “We’ve told him numerous times about this sort of thing. ‘This is not a Japanese fucking restaurant’ we told him. First we caught him pouring gallons of whale afterbirth all over the steaks. Then we rumbled him in the pantry secreting octopus nipples into all the croutons one-by-one. Then it was dolphin spoof in the nutsack gravy. This is the last straw!”