Japanese Prince Reveals His Plan For Japan’s Future

–Japan Today–

Japan’s Prince Manabu has today revealed his future plan as Japan’s future Emperor to one day annex the living fucking shit out of China.

“Once my coronation is complete I will immediately annex the living fucking shit out of those cross-eyed gook fuckwits over the pond. And by cross-eyed gook fuckwits, make no mistake, my able lieutenants, I do mean the infidel chinamen. They are a mongrel race of dog people not fit to polish my imperial mini-wanger.”

–Prince Manabu, aged 11.

“These marbles represent the various Chinese prefectures that will yield, in succession, before the mighty bayonets of Yamato” continued the Prince, who earlier in the evening had forced a royal courtier to do all of his homework for him at knifepoint. “By early summer, once our tank divisions have secured Peking, and once the ching-chong dog people are at heel, we, the Imperial Sons of Amaterasu, shall spare no mercy in setting these braying, atonal dog spawn amoeba to work in our slave-like sweatshops. Maybe making Japan’s smartphone chips. Or maybe extra Pokemon cards. And maybe cake too. NO MERCY, MOTHERFUCKERS. Rightee-ho then, can I go outside and play now please mummy? I’ve done all of my homework, I promise.”