–Japan Today–
With a view to resuming their wartime biological experiments on live Chinese cadavers, the infamous Japanese Unit 731 doctors have today commandeered the Coronoavirus-infected cruise ship currently quarantined in Yokohama Bay.
Unit 731 was the covert base for the Japanese military to conduct gruesome medical experiments on live Chinese subjects during WWII. The very existence of the Unit was categorically denied by the Japanese government until as late as 1998.
“FFFFFFUUUUCKKKK YEEEEAAAHHHHH YOU BATFUCK CUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNTTS.”
The Unit 731 Crew seen here boarding the SS Coronavirus cruise ship in Yokohama Bay.
“I am fucking elated!” said Dr Kitano Masaji, current Professor Emeritus of Tokyo University Medical School and former Unit 731 Director of Sub-Zero Bubonic Bumcrack Activities.
“I can hardly wait to sprint from cabin to cabin looking for live chinamen into whom I can shove my turkey baster laden with bubonic fleas!” shrieked Dr Kitano. “Right up the fucken clacka baby! Hold still you wang fuck, this won’t hurt a bit! For fucks sake, hold still you batsoup-mad cunthead!”
“Hold my turkey-basters you cunts, I need to knock one out right fucken now.”
–Dr Kitano.
Dr Ryoichi Naito, current head of The Green Cross blood bank and former Head Doctor of Unit 731’s infamous Facial Bonesaw Division added “this is the greatest day of my motherfucking life since 1945. Finally we get to resume our crucial scientific research on the live chinamen. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide this time, you batfucking chumps! Look buddy, I’m 107-years old, how do you think I still look 55? Live chinamen embryo grafts! Once a fucking week for the last 70 years! My cryogenic freezer is running dangerously low though and it is motherfucking perfect timing with this dead duck cruise ship just sitting here, stuck right here in Yokohama Bay, full of chinese mongrels just sitting there waiting to be sawn up, skullfucked, bled dry, and then eventually executed and deep-frozen. God bless We the Chosen Sons of Yamato!”
“COMFORT WOMAN CORPSE
ALL UP ON MY COCK, BABY!
–Dr Naito.
Shirō Ishii, Unit 731 Director, co-founder of Japan’s first blood bank in 1951 and Japan’s current Tenured Minister of Health stated “I too am now 107 years old and with a dwindling supply of cryogenically stored chinamen placentiii to keep me alive. I greatly look forward to boarding that fat fuck ship and resuming the bubonic plague arse-basting and frozen erection carving and live subject skull-drilling and all sorts of other crucial medical experiments purely conducted for the benefit of We, the uniquely pure and harmonious Japanese race.”
“Oh SHIIIIIT, you could use my goddamn stiffy as a rudder for this stupid fucken tugboat, GET ME ON THAT MOTHERFUCKING SHIP RIGHT FUCKING NOW!”
-Dr Ishii.
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