Prime Minister Sent To His Room Without Any Supper.

 –Toronto Times–

A small child visiting the Canadian Parliament on a guided tour has tonight sent the Canadian Prime Minister to his room without any supper. “I discovered that the individual in question was quietly disobeying climate change emission protocols which left me with little recourse other than to banish him to his room without any supper” said the stern little 12-year old girl.

“You know, maybe I could renegotiate the terms of my room confinement and perhaps possibly be permitted a light supper of a biscuit or tw
“NO BISCUITS. ROOM. NOW.”