–Japan Today–
Japan’s Annual Bukkake Summit, historically the only parliamentary event on the annual political calendar to be attended by the entire cabinet, has been declared “a wild success”.
Summit participants emerge from the chamber, satisfied after
7 days of heated and fluid summit participation.
“We had a woman in attendance this year so that spiced things up a bit” said Tokyo’s Minister for Pre-Teen Grot Mags. “Holy shit, did she cop a massive deluge. I think I saw the Minister of Trade even let loose a giant bum slurry dump all down her leg at one stage. Fuck that guy is awesome.”
“Much better than last year” said a beaming Minister for Mid-Teen Grot Vids. “Last year I was the junior member and ended up with sperm all over my face. Actually, I got some in my hair too. And about 2 litres down my throat. And also about 40 gallons in my ears and all up my nose. Thank fuck we had a woman there this year, so what if she went to Harvard and won the Nobel Prize in advanced astrophysics, all women are juniors at the Summit by default, it’s not a queue-jumping free-for-all you know, there are protocols to observe to make sure the Summits run efficiently. It’s not some sort of haphazard willy-nilly 7-day hemming and hawing symposium. Bluntly speaking, if the woman wants to get in line to spoof on bitches faces then she’ll need to grow a dick. Or at least strap on a comically-large tanked-up rubber appendage. That’s what my mum did. She was the Minister of Welfare back in the day. Lesbo Welfare.”
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