–LA Times–
A local unemployed model has reportedly visited her local physician and enquired as to how she can “become infected with the Downs Syndrome virus.” The gorgeous moron went on to say “with all this equal opportunity bullshit, and the Downies getting employed ahead of me, I just realised that I need their tard ranch dressing medicine all over my fucken face to stay professionally competitive.”
Today’s new look:
“The Downies are taking food out of my mouth” continued the dejected model. “Can’t the Doc give me an injection to tard my shit up? Maybe some fake downies botox injected straight into my cheeks and jaw and lips and eyes and forehead to puff my shit up? I asked my plastic surgeon to do something downy to my suddenly hideously unfashionable face but the stupid cunt just sat there staring at me like he was some kind of a fucken tard himself. The Downies look is so in this season. So fucken jealous. Thinking about slashing my wrists I feel so ugly. I knew there was a reason I hated myself and now I’ve found it.”
“I am fucking hideous.”
-Last seasons look.
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