Japan’s new tank ready for War on Chinamen

 –Japan Times–

Japan, having recently been usurped by China as the world’s 2nd largest economy, is gearing up to gain a measure of revenge on their bitter, cross-eyed, crosstown rivals.

“A chinamans skull will expand to roughly this size, just prior to it
exploding under the wheels of our new XL Daewoo 2000 Certain Death Tank.”
– Japan’s Unit 731 Commander Colonel Masatsune Sato.

“The government gave us this big fucking tank in case the chinks turn up and try to take over all our shit” said Col. Masatsune Sato, the leader of Japan’s Unit 731 Certain Death Club.

Sato, whose bony 18-inch waistline is complemented by an anorexic twig-like physique that seems incongruously at odds with his jungle warrior camouflage ensemble went on to say “the tank only has a top speed of 12 mph but that should be fast enough to run down and flatten any tiring, half-blind, bow-legged, ching chong women and children that might be fleeing in terror. The fat green cunt might be made by Daewoo but me and the boys like to joke it’s got Toyota Prius brakes. That being, no brakes! We stop for nothing! Haha, get fucked! Fuck yuz all!”