–Japan Today–
Japan’s young Prince Manabu, 4th in line to Japan’s Chrysanthemum Throne, has revealed himself to be well-versed in his dynastic Royal family’s imperial lineage. The young Prince today celebrated his 10th birthday by making an impromptu historical presentation to his family.
“Each ball represents the head of an infidel strung up at The Hanging Tree after the 1854 Ming Cunt Uprising.”
–Prince Manabu, aged 10.
“The big squirrel over there by mum? He fucks the tree to ensure the infidels all get arse-fucked in hell for all of eternity. Chinamen, crackers, gooks, the outspoken, the inbred, the jewites, the cross-eyed, all them ugly fuckers who dared to stand up to our imperial dynasty…” continued the young Prince, his voice now rising and cracking in nationalistic fervour, “…all strung up and bled out. The souls of the Chinamen you ask? Their souls leached down, down, down through the soil, down through bedrock, down, down, straight down eventually into hell. The howling wind at night? That is simply the screams of dead chinamen, forever caged in hell as they are, screeching imploringly for an atonement that shall never, ever, ever, EVER come to fucking pass Daddy can I go outside and play now?
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