Jeffrey Epstein Bequeaths Greta Thunberg To Prince Andrew In His Will

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Dead pedo billionaire Jeff Epstein has taken the bizarre step of bequeathing 16-year old Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg to Prince Andrew in his will. Prince Andrew is the son of the Queen of England and is 7th in line to the Iron Throne of Westminster. The pertinent line in Epstein’s final will and testament read as follows:

• “I hereby bequeath that climate chick Greta to Andy. He may do with her as he wishes. He can even take the stroppy minx to my old Pedo Island if he likes. She can get active in that climate baby, FUCK YEAH!”

Ms Thunberg has sought legal counsel on the matter.

Prince Andrew has responded by issuing a statement claiming he has never heard of climate change or of Mr Epstein.

A spokeman for Mr Epstein’s 2020 Republican Presidential campaign also issued a statement saying that the campaign staff are “reassessing their options moving forward at this juncture.”