Pope leaves penis in ex-comfort woman’s mouth.

–Seoul Times–

The Pope, The Rt.Hon John Paul Jones III, is today reported to have left his male sexual organ inside the mouth of a Korean septuagenerian churchgoer.

The episode occurred at a church service in Korea. The elderly churchgoer informed the Pope that she served as a sex slave to the Japanese Imperial Army during World War II and The Rt.Hon John Paul Jones Popey McPopepope III immediately whipped out his divine rod of unforgiving forgiveness and began to administer his own new and original special brand of hot salami tongue depressor communion instead.

When confronted afterwards about the peculiar communion the Pope was unapologetic and dismissed criticism by saying “my son, sometimes the cock is divine.”

“Look at the hole, slut. It’s why they call me ‘Your Holiness’.”

“Oh, don’t mind him” said one of his aides (pictured above, on the left). “He does this sort of thing all the time. He left his speckled drill bit in my mouth once. Overnight. An all-nighter. Then he woke up and laughed it off saying “Oops! There it is! I was wondering where that old thing was, haha.”

The comfort woman was unavailable for comment although, on the positive side, she seems to have completely forgotten why it was she went to the church in the first fuckin’ place.