Jesus Christ Revisits Earth On Xmas Day But Instantly Killed By Flying Pot Plant.

–USA Today–

Footage is coming through of a miraculous Xmas day sighting of Our Lord Jesus Christ Our Saviour suddenly reappearing in a random kitchen only to be instantly killed again, this time by a flying pot plant.

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The pot plant, now believed to be a satanic missive somehow conjured from a nefarious realm, was unavailable for comment.