Local Man Can’t Find Eclipse.

 –Korean Times—

A local man has been unable to locate the eclipse in the sky.

“Where the fuck is it? I can’t see a fucking thing.”

“Is it a solar eclipse or a lunar eclipse ahh fuck it what’s the difference I still can’t find the cunt” exclaimed the exasperated sky viewer to his assembled viewing party.

“HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?”