Korean Teens Pimp Out Their Grannies For Booze Money.

 Seoul Times–

Reports are coming through of enterprising Korean teens pimping their grandmothers out for fucken beer money.

“Root my whinging lemon-faced nana so I can get on the piss.”
-enterprising Korean teen.

“My grandmother is old as shit but the rooting’s cheap” said one half pissfaced teen. “$50 and I’ll take you around to her place and tell her to stop fucken crying for 5 fucken minutes for fucks sake it might be the last root she ever gets.”

One slightly more somber bespectacled teen (pictured below, bottom right) wielded a placard with no photo as “my nana fucken died but I want in on the booze action so fuckit $50 for a dead root, I’ll take you to the gravesite and hold the fucken flashlight for ya. Fucken psycho-cocked wackjob ah fuck it make it $30”

Korean sign (bottom right) reading “Nana died but it wasn’t THAT long ago so the rooting’s probably still a go come on cunts pay up I need to get on the piss PAY NOW WHILE STOCKS LAST NO FUCKEN REFUNDS YA FUCKEN PSYCHO-COCKED FUCKHEAD.”