Thursday, August 13, 2020

Local Idiot Loses Car Keys.

 –NZ Herald–

A local idiot is believed to have lost his car keys. The incident occurred during daylight hours, possibly in a leafy suburban setting.

“I can’t believe it. I had them in my hand. Got in the car, dropped the kids off at soccer, hit an old lady, picked up some apples from the supermarket, collected the kids and drove back here. Where the hell did I put them?”

According to the idiots’ wife, it’s not the first time this has happened. “He also misplaced his keys 2 years ago” said the wife. “They were in the pocket of his other pants. I found them. To be honest, I am becoming increasingly concerned about my husbands memory lapses. To lose your keys once a year is understandable but twice in two years? I think I might have to book him in for an appointment with a registered ornithologist.”

Related Articles:

–Old Lady Victim of Vicious Hit and Run

–Community Mourns Dead Old Lady.

–Old Lady Remembered as “Old.”

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