Trump Puts Migrant Children To Work Building His Wall.

 –NY Times–

President Donald Trump has today stated that his Mexican border wall will be constructed by detained migrant children. “Some of those Mexican kids are fat as hell” said the President. “Let’s face it, they could stand to lose a few pounds. Some construction work will do them good. Besides, little kids love playing with building blocks like lego and stuff. They can just think of the wall’s giant concrete slabs as like big Lego building blocks. It’ll be fun for them!”

“Heyyyy kids, who wants to play a fun game?”

“Put down those concrete blocks you wetback dickheads. You’re all fired. We’ve found a cheaper source of labour.”

“You kids, once you’ve finished building my wall please make sure you’re on the OTHER side of the wall. Not this side. Other side. It’s all part of the game. It’s called, uhh, hide-and-get-out.”