Thursday, August 13, 2020

Harvey Weinstein To Donate Cock To Smithsonian

 –NY Times–

Disgraced Hollywood movie mogul Harvey Weinstein has pledged that upon his passing he will donate his cock to The Smithsonian Institute. “This piece has shaped the movie industry for the last 3 decades” said Weinstein. “It has seen everything. It has been the ultimate powerbroker in the industry. Million dollar careers and billion dollar movie franchises have risen and fallen in accordance with the whims of the cock.”

The empty display case currently reserved for Harvey Weinstein’s cock.

Mr Weinstein is currently recovering from sex in his Sex Recovery Clinic which is located in Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Mansion.

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