Local Man Misunderstands Meaning of “Bibliophile”.

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A local man has today taken grave offense at being labelled a “bibliophile”.

“You fucking cunt. Are you insinuating that I root underage bibles? I am deeply fucken offended at that insinuation, you fucken dickhead.”

“I am gravely offended by your accusation” continued the local man, Mr Bruce Saint. “All of the bibles I root are well above the age of consent. Some of them are almost 300 years old. Is that old enough for you cunt? Unbelievable. You can’t just glance at some poor buggers massive collection of grot mags and call them a “bibliophile”? What the fuck is wrong with you? Fucken rude cunt. Last grot mag I’m ever fucken lending you.”