Local Man Hires 2 Technicians To Keep Zoom At Bay

 –IT News–

A local internetter has hired 2 fulltime computer technicians whose sole specific job task is to ensure that no “Zoom” invitations ever reach their employers inbox.


“Systems indicate some cunt abroad wants to schedule a meeting with Dawlo to chat about their fucken dog.
“Deleted.”





“Systems indicate some desperate me-me fucker wants to ‘do some Zoom beers and hang out’.
“Binned. Fuck that clown and fuck his sad cunt Zoom beers.”









“Systems indicate some business organisation now wants Dawlo to do his entire fucken job on Zoom.
“Like fuck. He just quit. Business wankers.”







“Systems indicate 13 new Zoom job training invitations for this week.
“Mute my cunt you fucks”





“Systems indicate the instant Dawlo goes on Zoom he panics and hilariously unmutes the entire worldwide platform as Camp Leader roams past in her gruds and the 2 cats chunder all over each other in the background. Then some little shit records the whole debacle and dumps it on youtube and Dawlo’s cock goes viral.
“Haha, that would be pretty funny. Dawlo is a bit of a thick cunt at times.
“At all times.”

The employer, a Mr Sprague Dawley of the Upper 666th Pitcairns Fucken Parallel, was unavailable for comment via fucken Zoom.