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A local pedo looking to branch out into a bit of “sex trafficking” has apparently crashed his car after completely misunderstanding the concept of “sex trafficking”.
“Your Honour, I am guilty of sex trafficking.”
–Local pedo Mr Bruce Saint.
Mr Saint initially confessed to traffic officers at the scene of the crash of “sex trafficking” but then afterwards, having had the concept of sex trafficking actually explained to him, responded to his legal representative by stating “no, no, I don’t want to buy any more little fucken boys, I can hardly keep up with all the little poofs locked in my basement already. I’z just tooling around the roundabout in the Datsun while giving me wee Magic Dougal a frisky burl and then I drove straight into a fucken lamp post.”
Mr Saint was let go with a stern warning and a lollipop although it remains unclear as to why he requested “13 more lollipops for all the stroppy little crying dickheads in my basement.”
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