Local Ski Jumper Loses Track Of Time One Afternoon And Forgets To Report For Winter Olympics

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A local ski jumper reportedly “got a bit carried away at home with something or other” and completely forgot to report for the Winter Olympics. He had been selected to compete in the ski jump event. “Yes, I’d put my ski’s on, ready to go, and then started in on something else and completely lost track of the time I’m afraid” reported the absent-minded git.

The local ski jumper, pictured above in the midst of doing something else, having completely forgotten he was supposed to be at the Winter Olympics that day.

“Yes, I was squirreled away in my Anti-Wife Room to recalibrate my Decibel Particler that I use to reduce some of the noise the mad woman emits after we’ve had a row. She’s got her own version of the room next door in which she presumably does the same thing.”

“Husband. Can you hear me? Don’t forget to go to the Winter Olympics. Stupid wanker.”