2010 Winter Olympics Biathlon Terror.

 — Vancouver Times—

The 2010 Winter Olympics will live long in the memory but unfortunately for all the wrong reasons. The Olympics Biathlon Pursuit community in Vancouver were, to a man, reportedly “stunned” by the 4-man South African team taking it upon themselves to slaughter all 46 other competitors.

Foreign biathletes begin fleeing in
terror as the shots start ringing out
around them.

A foreign biathlete keels over dead
after having been shot flush in the
arse by a sharp-shooting South African.

“That’s the last of them. Holy shit Gunter, this biathlon bullshit is a piece of piss.”

The Biathlon event, which combines cross-country skiing and sharp-shooting, has yet to gain much of a foothold on the high veldts of South Africa. But that didn’t stop the 4 South African biathletes Gunter du Plessis, Bismarck Goebbels, Jurgen Vaalstraad and Gunter von Hittihitler being the only athletes left alive at the end of the competition. All 4 were awarded gold medals by Olympic officials, who were then themselves executed “Biathlon-style” by the 4 South African competitors.

“Thanks for the memories, Canada.”

South African athletes seen here celebrating the “elimination” of the competition.