–Bhopal Times–
A local Islamic terrorist is said to be contemplating taking a piss into the Ganges River. The river is holy to Hindus, a people who are in turn the sworn enemies of Islamic followers.
The terrorist, seen here in deep contemplation as to whether or not to piss into the filthy, filthy crocodiled Ganges River which is located just in front of him.
“I have lost my edge” said the terrorist. “Lost confidence in my abilities as a terrorist. Cousin Abdul says small steps are required to get back onto the bike, as it were. I have still not ever killed an infidel, not even once. I once stared at one with a very, very stern expression on my face but that’s as far as I’ve got. And yet I hate them so much. I see images in my dreams of the first infidel I will kill and when I awaken I draw pictures of this despicable individual.”
One of the crude drawings by the terrorist depicting the likeness of his first infidel kill:
“Taking a piss into this river would surely unleash the currently dormant terrorist DNA that lies within me and before you know it I would be suicide bombing kindergartens and gleefully piloting runaway Jumbo Jets into orphanages and all that ace stuff that Cousin Abdul does on the weekends.”
The terrorist at night, still thinking about pissing into the Ganges River but not quite having made his mind up one way or the other just yet.
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