Prince William adapting to life with ugly mongrel

 –Telegraph–

Prince William is said to be adapting to life with his ugly mongrel. “At first I thought the little cunt was so ugly that I would have to biff him out with the fucking burnables” said the Prince. “And the constant fucking yapping just about drove me bonkers. I must confess, I did end up booting the little shit down the stairs more than once. ‘Just fuck up!’ I’d yell. The poxy cunt still sleeps outside. It’s the smell more than anything. Kate goes out to be with him some nights. I even put a little mattress outside there for the two of them. Now that I think about it… sometimes the two of them get a little bit too friendly…. oh well, he has got a huge cock so I suppose that part is understandable.”

“I didn’t miss anything. I’ve seen the vids.”