Local Woman Purchases Reading Glasses.

–NZ Herald–

A local woman has purchased a pair of reading glasses. “I was finding myself going a wee bit cross-eyed just lately” said the woman. “No idea why.”

The local woman, seen here sporting her brand-new reading glasses.

“Anyway, these stylish black-framed reading glasses should help me focus more on my casual reading” continued the local woman. “I like to read things such as the new Woman’s Weekly and Derridian meta-texts on post deconstructionism. Hot air ballooning adventures? No, I have never read of such adventures. Why would you suggest a random topic such as that? Illustrated histories of Zeppelins? Another random suggestion that I really do fail to see the point of. Big Jugs Weekly? I’m sorry, but I have little interest in kitchenware periodicals. Well, anyway, how about we finish up with the interview there as I really do need to sit down for a bit to give my fucking huge tits a rest.”