Taylor Swift’s “first ever pimple” claim; FAKE – [Snopes]

 –RST–

Truthbusting website www.snopes.com have today announced singer Taylor Swift’s infamous pimple, her self-reported “first ever pimple” last week, to be an elaborate fake.

According to Snopes, “The pimple was an implant, courtesy of noted Cape Town plastic surgeon Dr Ost Botha.”

• Sponsored Affiliate:
  
  ostsplasticsurgery.wix.com/seacruise

“A pathetic attempt by Swift to empathise with her 13-year old teenage girl fanbase”, Snopes summarised.

The singer continues to angrily deny claims of falsehood. “What are you blind, look at the thing! I’m like some barnacle-faced pus receptacle. A lunar moonscape where my face once was. Hideous. An elephant man. A freak. Ringling Brothers material.”

Swift’s complexion 2 weeks ago;

and then last week, ravaged by the “pimple”;

“Right there, on my cheek, what are you fucking blind? My martian fans told me on twitter that they could see the fucken thing all the way from Neptune.”

“It’s all I’ve been thinking about”, continued Swift, “this fucking huge monstrous great bulbous pimple. It’s like a bright purple irridescent Mount Fuji. Shining like a newborn thing. I am distraught, I am suicidal. I have already begun working on a break-up song. I’m not saying if it’s about the pimple or not but it’s called ‘My Pimple, So Huge The Fat Cunt Had It’s Own Orbit.”