–Japan Times—
The North Korean Rugby Union have today hired a new coach for their national rugby team.
“Fuck yeah, I’ll do it! Let’s put these green goalposts up!”
The team are already kitted out in state-of-the-art rugby scrum caps. Unfortunately though, while wearing the protective headgear, the players can’t hear a single thing their new coach says.
“CAN THESE CUNTS EVEN HEAR ME THROUGH THESE BLOODY ACE SCRUM CAPS? GREEN GOALPOSTS! UP! NOW!”
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